'member that time?

'member that time i failed at vandalism?

so then 'member how, for hours upon hours after my sad experience, i sat with a bunch of girlfriends stringing together a yards-long chain of rubber bands?  and 'member how we returned to adam's house at four in the morning and stretched that sucker all the way around his yard so the only way to clean it up was to cut it and watch it fly?

second time was a charm.  i dubbed us the 'rubber bandits,' adam's dad was pissed, and i can only hope that the giant rubber band somehow got stinging vengeance on the Lame Neighbor.  street cred REINSTATED.

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