sick. and sick.

just thought i'd share this little nugget with you:

a couple weeks ago, i puked into my own eye.

yes, i did.  because i'm paige van voorst and i have the spiritual gift of accomplishing the impossible.

it turns out, it's not that hard.  you just lean into the toilet at around a 65* angle, and chances are that the laws of physics will turn that stuff right around and boomerang it back to you.  tuck that away for your next trivial pursuit tournament.

but while it burned, i am happy to announce that puke is apparently not hazardous to optical health, and me and my peepers have recovered.  although i would suggest adding to your first trimester toolkit (along with seabands, B natal suckers, listerine and a full-time housekeeper) a pair of goggles - safety or swim is up to you. 

i prefer swim for the wide variety of color options, but that's purely a personal decision.  


Sarah said...

you're amazing. that is all.

Anonymous said...

I know exactly what you're talking about... glamorous... purely... oh, the joy!