i like REALLY big b-tts and i cannot lie. but i can keep a secret.

we've been up to something secret.  i can't tell you what it is at this moment, but i can tell you this:  it involves a 670-square-foot sign that reads, 'hot, tasty b-tts.'*

interest piqued?  i knew it would be, you sicko.  stick around and i'll tell you about it next week.




*you would be shocked at the kind of searches that lead weirdos to my blog.  to avoid random pervert traffic via google search, i should probably stop filling my blog with inappropriate key words.  instead, i have resorted to typing in code.  crack that, pervs.