'member that time?

hey, 'member that time a 300-pound stranger offered to give me a lollipop from the stash he kept in the sweaty front pocket of his tank top?  and 'member how i said no thanks?

introducing a new segment on our blog called, "'member that time?" where i jog your memory regarding events in my life you may or may not have been there for.  they are all actual events, although names may be changed to protect the innocent or the idiotic.