I used to be really into garage sales, and especially estate sales. To be the kind of person who's really into estate sales, you have to be a perfect combination of "old soul," "somewhat impoverished," and "possessing ample time to spend on the hunt." I eventually had to give up garage sale-ing, since I just didn't have the time anymore (and taking kids to serial garage sales is SO STRESSSSSSSSFUL).
I also have to tell you that I hate thrift stores. I
haaaaaaaaaaaaaate thrift stores. Everything smells like death, and I have a near-stroke every single time I walk into one. I am paralyzed by the number of options, and the level of mental acuity required to sort through everything. Thrift stores wear me out, so I don't really ever shop at them.
So, needless to say, it's been a hot minute since I've gotten to look around at other people's old junk. Sure, I could just go on Etsy from the comfort of my living room, but I kind of don't feel like spending $17 shipping on an old yardstick that is priced at $3700 to begin with. Etsy's vintage shops have cute stuff, but after spending estate sale prices on the exact same things earlier in life, I just can't bring myself to buy anything through there.
SO ANYWAY. I sure can spin a riveting yarn. I bet you're on the edge of your seat, wondering where I'm going with any of this. And this is the part where I tell you: I recently decided to visit an antique mall.
Why? I'm not exactly sure, as an antique mall is just a thrift store that's strung out on cocaine. Or, really, it's a thrift store that was strung out on cocaine 20 years ago and is still somehow just...around. There is the
weirdest assortment of stuff in those places, but I went hoping to find at least
something good.
And I did! (...Though not before finding plenty of stuff that was very, very,
very bad. Antique malls are great reminders not to get too nostalgic - humans are, and always have been, really good at making really ugly stuff. Just because it's old doesn't mean it's cute.)
First, I found Blue Willow plates, which is what I originally went looking for. My dream is to someday own enough Blue Willow to feed the masses of our adult children and their spouses that we hope to invite for Sabbath dinners each week. (I'll have Corelle for our millions of grandchildren, as well as two dishwashers. I have thought this through.)
Aren't these gorgeous?!
A really good blue-and-white pattern always just stops me in my tracks.
Just think of how pretty these would be layered with pink depression glass! Or jadeite! OR BOTH! I guess I'm going to have to start spending all my free time at antique malls from here on out to start bolstering my dishware collection. Which will, in turn, mean that I will become a dusty shell of a person, because have I mentioned how ugly antique malls are? I actually walked out of the place crying because I felt like I couldn't scratch the Ugly Dust off my skin. (On the plus side, I know you can buy fourteen copies of Sister Act on VHS, and handmade outfits for your collector's edition Beanie Babies, so: Silver Lining.)
Let's move on to more pretty stuff before I start reliving the trauma all over again.
THESE! They're handcarved! From Germany! For only $4 each!
Sure, I realize they're not everyone's cup of tea. But that's half the fun of decorating: finding things that are truly, truly yours. If your decorating is not risky on some level, it will never be very good.
Something in your house should be potentially polarizing. (Not that these are the most polarizing things in the world; if you can't see how pretty they are, it's simply because you're probably
wrong, not because they're risky.)
All I'm saying is that, to be a full human person, you have to be willing to take some risks in the name of beauty and glory. That's all I'm saying. And I like to think that these weird German wall plaques serve as reminders of that.
So anyway. That's what I left with. The first day.
I didn't want to, but I was forced to return a few days later because I had seen a family portrait marked down to
$25 and I felt like a fool - LIKE A
FOOL - for having left without it. So I went back and bought it.
$25 for art this large is unheard of. Even just the frame is worth way more than that. And I love stumbling across large decorating pieces at affordable prices - people tend to have small-scale décor items (which feel floaty and mismatched without bigger pieces to balance them) because the price of large scale stuff is hard to swallow. While I'm offering decorating advice, here's another little tip: you will be happier with one or two large items that you saved up for, than a bunch of random small or medium items that you bought on a whim. Buy the expensive lamps and forego the tchotchkes and you will be a much happier homemaker.
What I didn't realize the first time was that the family history was written on the back! One of the worst parts about antiques is that they all have stories, but it can be impossible to know what they are. I physically ache sometimes with the desire to know about the people who owned and loved things before I got my hands on them. I need the
story. And until I pulled this off the wall to buy it, I didn't know the story had been written down for me!
So. I would like you to meet John and Caroline Mattern and their ten children, who lived
less than 30 minutes from my hometown in Iowa! They were real people, with a real story. I could go see their house; I could go visit their graves. Just amazing.
Anyway. I was so glad to find this stuff when I did, because this was only a week and a half ago, and now it would be just unheard of to brave the postapocalyptic landscape for something as trifling as plates and wall art. Perhaps that indicates misproportioned priorities; I'm not sure. But now, when I get depressed about having to stay cooped up inside all the time, I at least have some outlets for making 'inside' a prettier place to be.
Maybe someday I'll share more about why I think bringing beauty, in its many forms, into our lives and homes is what we were made to do. It's a spiritual calling, pursued for our God and our good. But for now, I'm just going to go stare at my plates for a while.