constitution corner

i figured i should write a post in honor of impending presidents day.  however, i cannot post on presidents day because it is on a monday and 'member that time monday does not stop for any man, even if it is abraham lincoln (on whom i have a pretty serious celebrity crush).

so we'll honor him today instead.

i HAVE to get some of these. like 17 of them.

just the other night, i was all like, am i going to go out in public or am i going to go to bed? and even if i do go out in public, i'm sick and want to be comfortable.  but i still want to be cute-sick.

i was at a complete loss because i couldn't get dressed until i knew what my night held.

and then.  and then.




i thought jeggings had stolen my heart, but pajama jeans??!?!?! holy. crap.  i need 17 pairs.  with their butt-lifting design and real brass rivets, i could wear them to clubs, church, coffeehouses, corporate naptimes.  and didn't you see?! great for 'busy moms on the go.'  THAT'S ME. 

no one would know i was actually wearing pajamas - PAJAMAS!  i would be all, FOOLED YOU SUCKAS.  and i would also be all like, doesn't my butt look great AND comfortable?!? 
if you took the best part of every good dream i've ever had, and mixed all those parts together into a single awesome dream, it still wouldn't be as good as these pants. 

this reminds me of my sister.

this reminds me of my sister....but only because she showed this to me and not for any other reason.





i think lauren may have some bangs to donate to cover up that fivehead.