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Hello, hello!  Let me just jump into the biggest news of the week: TODD CUT HIS BEARD.  I REPEAT: TODD CUT HIS BEARD.

What can I say?  The man can grow a beard.  And he'd been growing this particular one for over a year.  It was positively Nazarite.  






But, all good things must come to an end.  Luckily for this beard, only the ends had to come to an end - it was a cut, not a shave, after all.






Trimmed up and dashing, yes?  I don't think the girls have fully forgiven me yet for encouraging this kind of behavior; Callista specifically was very clear that she liked it better before.  "Why you do dat, Daddy?" "Mommy thinks it's more handsome this way."  "It is not."

Which just forces me to recall the time in 2015 that he grew a big beard, and then shaved it all off and scared baby Laurelai, who didn't even recognize him.  (And then Penelope carried the cuttings around in a jar, to which she eventually affixed a face and bestowed the name Beard Jar Todd.)






WHY AM I SO MEAN, provoking my daughters (and my husband) to grief over the fact that I do have my limits?  When you can braid a beard, you have too much beard on your hands.  Also, I just really miss seeing his sweet face when it gets so long.  If liking your husband's face is a crime, then lock me up.

Anyway.  What news can compare with that?  A number of the Van Voorsts are in mourning as a result; we have just kind of checked out of meaningful participation in life for a while.

FALSE.  We have not checked out of meaningful participation in life.  In fact, Penelope made an apple crisp with brown butter and bourbon, and if that isn't living life full-tilt, I can't imagine what is.





Also, I am almost done with Christmas shopping, and boxes on boxes on boxes show up on my porch every day.  Prepping for the most wonderful time of the year is the most wonderful time of the year.

Also, Todd and I went on a date this week to a wings place, which is my favorite kind of date that isn't a Mexican place or a barbecue place (incidentally, those seem to be the only three restaurants in the closest town that doesn't require masks, so it works out well for me).  And also, we are trucking along with school, enjoying the sunshine and beautiful weather, and wasting our youth raking our never-ending yard.




It's been a good week!

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You guys.  This week was nuts.

Last weekend, we drove up to Iowa to celebrate the birthdays of Rocco and my niece Hyler.  We had a quick pizza and ice cream party Friday night before loading into the Kraken for the drive.  Traveling has gotten SO MUCH EASIER since the kids have gotten older - about an hour from the time we needed to leave, I just told the kids to grab a clean outfit, a couple pairs of undies, and some jammies.  I threw it all in a laundry basket, tossed in our toiletries and dumped it in the back of the van, and presto: we were Go-ready.  (It helps that my mom keeps a pack and play, toothbrushes, and diapers on hand so I don't have to pack that stuff every time.)

On Saturday morning, we partied like it was 1991.  (The year I turned five.  Come on, man.)  Rocco's face in almost every picture was one of pure amazement that this was his party.


Not in this picture, though, obviously.



...Or this one.



There it is!  See the face?!



Let's just zoom in on that face for a sec...



THERE IT IS!



I found this old Cub Scout shirt at the antique mall, and it looked like something Opie Taylor would wear, so I knew Rocco would love it.



Huntin' the bad buys with his new nerf gun.




It was a beautiful day, so the kids spent most of the afternoon outside.






Sunday morning, we headed over to my sister's for my niece's birthday party.



THE NEW BABYYYYYYY NIECE, CORA!!!


Atticus got to be the official Second Shooter of the party.


Just call him Austicus.
  
(That's a mildly funny joke if you know that my brother-in-law's name is Austin, and also that this guy is Austin.)


Is Hyler not just the prettiest little doll?!


After the party, the kids played yard games while I stayed inside holding the baby and not ever wanting to hand her back.


Look at Juni, holding her own (and holding her own stick).



We headed home in the afternoon, and here are the highlights: we all missed our Sunday naps, I had to pee like a mofo for the last hour of it and I swear to you my bladder still hurts from holding it, and we grabbed pizza on our way into town (we eat a lot of pizza, did you notice that?).  Then we watched Shaun the Sheep, and went to bed.  Spicy stuff.

Then the week got really juicy.  We were on break from school, so I was on a mission to get some stuff done around here.  It also just so miraculously happened that Todd lined up a free piano (and the six grown men he needed to help him move it) AND a new treadmill to replace the one we have that is on its last leg.  So our house is looking dope.

But in order to make space for the piano in the basement, I needed to find a permanent home for all the kids' clothing bins that I had piled up at the back of the room.  (Storage in this house has been a creative challenge so far.)  So I spent Monday cleaning out the garage and making room for all the bins, and then I moved them all out there.  The piano was delivered in the evening, and it looks so much better down there already!  Plus, the kids are loving having a piano they can play any time of the day, not just when the stars align and my nerves can take having them play the one in the living room.  (I'm noise-averse.)




Since then, I have kept the energy level high: after cleaning out the garage, I realized with a few more shelving units out there, our house's storage issues could be almost completely solved.  So I ordered those, and one has already arrived, and been assembled and stocked. 

This week I have also:

- moved our stored furniture to the laundry room.  

- hung a new clothing rod for our church clothing.  

- gotten totally caught up on laundry.  

- put in grocery orders and picked up from Walmart, Aldi and Lowe's.  

- cleaned out the fridge and the fish tank.  

- cleaned out all three of the kids' closets.

- ordered almost all of our Christmas gifts.

- painted the basement wall behind the treadmill.

- measured our basement windows for new curtains and made a crafting plan for December.  I'm hoping to take the kids to Hobby Lobby in Jeff City soon - it will be their first foray into a public establishment since July.  We're all preternaturally excited.

- finished the Maria Von Trapp autobiography.

- started a book of Reagan's speeches.  (I am constantly amazed by how much history has always seen us coming.)

- took down the pack and play in the girls' room, and now Callista is sleeping on a toddler mattress!  It may not seem like much, but this is the first time in 7 years that we have not had at least one pack and play set up as a permanent fixture somewhere in our home.  In true 2020 fashion, I would like to describe this as unprecedented!  



Yes, I own four pack and plays.  Look at them all, standing at attention and ready to serve at a moment's notice.  They're such loyal attendants.



And Todd moved the old treadmill out to the curb, helped a friend install a new-to-us treadmill, and hauled our broken dehumidifier to the curb.

Today, I have a college gal coming in the morning, and a friend coming in the afternoon, and I'm hoping to make a trip to Goodwill.  I also really, really need to get last term's papers checked and filed before we head into Term 2 on Monday, but I'm largely starting to suspect that all of this activity was a desperate attempt to procrastinate on that.

Whew!  I feel so good about this week.  I got so much done, and am really excited to finish up getting our storage issues finally sorted out and resolved.  I'll have to post pictures in December when it's all done.

Speaking of which, I did take some updated photos of the house this week, and plan to post a mini, casual home tour next week.  I haven't really shown you the guts of our house in a while, partly because our house is underwhelming, partly because my motivation to blog is underwhelming, and partly because I've been a bit embarrassed.  I mean, storage bins in the middle of the family room?  Come on, man.  (That never gets old!  2020 has been good for almost nothing, but at least I've gotten a new catchphrase out of it.)  But I thought it would be fun to give an honest glimpse of things, for posterity's sake.



Honest glimpse: I didn't even remove the pullup bar from the shot.  That is where it lives, so that is what you get to see.  Also notice the hole in my coffee table, and the stuffing bursting out of the arm of my couch.  Welcome to my home!


Juni's room.

Like what you see? There's a lot more where that came from if you go to the dance with me.  (I mean, tune in next week.)  Yours Truly, Paige Van Voorst.




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This week was full of so much fun!  So let's jump in.

Last Saturday was Reformation Day (also known as Halloween to all you heathen).  Covid actually made the day kind of nice - we typically have to figure out how to cram trick-or-treating into an evening that is already set aside in our house as a church celebration.  I know, I know, I could go the way of shunning Halloween altogether like a good fundamentalist, and save the hassle of squeezing in two parties, but here's my thing: we're Americans, and that's not an accident.  

I want my kids to grow up celebrating the good things that are deeply ingrained in their culture, because God has made people to shape, and be shaped by, and celebrate culture.  (Note to shuddering Christians here: you can't escape culture, nor should you.  You are to play a meaningful role in shaping culture, and then reveling in it.)  I want my kids to know and participate in their history, and Halloween is cultural in both a national sense and a religious sense.  So we, as American Christians, love the good parts of Halloween (namely the cute costumes and the crazygonuts amounts of candy), and are also always looking for reasons to party together.  So sue us, and the horse we rode in on, but I warn you our horse has excellent legal defense on retainer.

Anywayzzz.


I headed out on Saturday morning to hit up the antique mall and buy some cute corbels for my living room, because Reformation Day is only made better when it's also Decor-mation Day.  (Had to do it.  Haters don't hate.)  I headed home in time for the kids to finish up their lunch, and then we pulled out our Bin O' Costumes (a little Celtic flavor in honor of Halloween) and got the kids dressed up.

For any of you that still aren't convinced that we should be participating in Halloween, let me offer up Exhibit A: "BABY LAMBY."  See?  I was right all along.  No one should be deprived of this pastorable pygmy, so you're welcome world!


Not thrilled with the promotion to Sergeant Officer BABY LAMBY, but I trust she'll get the job done.





We have here a fisherman, a bumble bee, a soldier, a fairy princess, the Hamburglar, Little Red Riding Hood, and BABY LAMBY.




We headed out the door for a 'drive-thru trick-or-treat' experience, which was just as mediocre as you can imagine.  We drove through a parking lot full of a waving, costumed adults (one of whom won my vote with just a bunch of masks stapled to him, and an eye mask and a cowboy hat.  Anyone figure it out?, and another of whom won the kids' vote, dressed as an inflatable piece of poop), and then ended our 'tour' with a stop at a tent to collect pre-filled bags of candy.  Not the worst way to get free candy, though, I have to say.

On the way to the D-T T-o-T, we discovered a solid Little Tykes wagon on the side of the road, put out 
for free by a neighbor.  It was a Hallowation Day MIRACLE!  My kids go through wagons like gangbusters, and wagons are spendy, so a free find in good condition was received gratefully by all, though it was a treat that didn't exactly fit in our trick-or treat-buckets.  Maybe the 'trick' was supposed to be figuring out a way to get it home, but joke's on them because the Kraken laughs in the face of cargo.  (Member that time we fit an entire live Christmas tree in the trunk and still had room for the stroller and also a second Christmas tree?)




After that, the kids stayed in their costumes and enacted their own neighborhood trick-or-treat festivities: they set up the playhouses in the back, drew a road on the concrete, and the big kids passed out candy to the little kids, who just hiked from Playhouse 1 to Playhouse 2, and back again.  They shuttled Juni around in her new wagon.


Anxiously awaiting her first trick-or-treaters of the night, who coincidentally will also be her last trick-or-treaters of the night.





After all of that, I put Juni to nap and the kids changed into play clothes, and we painted pumpkins.  (Correction: the kids painted pumpkins while I started cleaning out the garden.)  Then I did a load of laundry because: obvious.






Callista's masterpiece.



For dinner, I assembled a cheeseboard, the first cheeseboard we've had in months, and the first of many to come in the upcoming celebratory season.  It was so good to feast together again!

Then after dinner, we watched Luther together as a family, and it only took us about three hours to get through, since we had to keep stopping to explain things.  ("Those are indulgences.  Indulgences are..." "That is Wartburg Castle.  He is translating the New Testament into common German."  "Katarina von Bora looks janky right now because nuns would shear all their hair off, and also she just spent three days in a fish barrel.")  Then the kids went to bed entirely too late, but who cares because it was Daylight Saving, and we were all in for a night from hell anyway.  (Side note: Daylight Saving is so much less exciting once you're no longer young, and you have tiny children who can't read a clock and don't find the opportunity to sleep in quite as luxurious as you do.  Or, as you would if you could remember what that's like...)

Sunday was full of church and naps and cereal for dinner and Harry Potter for movie night, just the way I like it.

Monday was nothing, but TUESDAY WAS ELECTION DAY!  (Or, so we were led to believe at the time.  It is currently still Election Day and the excitement has worn off a bit.)  We took the kids with us to cast our votes, and it was such a great experience.  Our polling place had no lines, we weren't harrassed even a little bit for not wearing masks (if anything, people seemed extra nice to us; it must've been nice to see a human face for the first time in months), and we attempted to make our voices  heard.  I didn't know beforehand that we'd be competing with every last dead person on the planet, but oh, well.  I guess the dead have strong opinions on things, and have as much of a right as anyone else to vote whenever they feel like it, and who am I to begrudge them that?  I hope that when I'm dead, America is still holding elections.  Maybe my voice will be louder by then.


If you squint hard enough, you can see that there are nine of us, standing in front of the Kraken, being photographed by a kindly but camera-challenged volunteer in the parking lot.




Won't this sticker look even better on me when I'm a skeleton, all those years in the future when they resurrect my memory (or just my pertinent information) to allow me one last vote?


Wednesday was ROCCO'S BIRTHDAY!  This strong, brave, broadshouldered boy just gets more and more awesome by the day.  He is so kind and relaxed and un-ruffle-able.  He is agreeable and funny, and so incredibly smart.  He has a raspy voice and beautiful eyes and a crooked-toothed smile and he always falls asleep on the couch during read-alouds and I just LOVE HIM TO TINY LITTLE BITS.





Yesterday, one of the kids woke up with Tummy Stuff.  I mean, TUMMY STUFF.  I mean, "loss of control of important bodily functions" stuff.  Luckily, we got through it in just a few hours and it didn't seem to spread to anyone else, but DANG, it has been a while since I've parented on that level.

And that brings us to today: Glorious 75-degree Friday.  Earlier this week, I donated some furniture pieces to make some more room in my garage, so I'm hoping to do some organizing out there while this weather holds out.  (I'm trying to make room in the garage for storage bins, which I'm moving out of the basement, to make room down there for a potential piano).  (Yes, we already have a piano, but who can't use more pianos?)

And with that, let's soar into the weekend as though we believe simple, honest election results are imminent!  WHOOOOOO!!!