'member that time?

hey, 'member that time...more recently than i'd like to admit...that i ate a lunch consisting of spicy beef jerky, unpasteurized pepper cheese, pickled jalapenos, and pepsi, and how it was absolutely delicious?  but then, 'member how i got incredibly sick and was all like, why am i sick?  then 'member how i put two and two together and realized that my stomach is a) no longer the stomach of a 19-year-old  and b) is not designed to process molten lava?

just thinking about it i feel mostly sick but also a little hungry for beef jerky.

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