would you rather... your eyes while submerged in chocolate pudding, or accidentally knee yourself in the nose while dancing 'the white boy?'

...realize once you get home that the offensive odor you smelled in public was actually emanating from you, or realize once you get into public that you forgot to brush your teeth?

the deep questions of life. 

1 comment :

todd said...

i wish i could hit my nose while doing the white boy. i'd probably break my hip.