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if there's one thing i trust a southerner with...

...it's knowing good mayonnaise.


(if there are two things i trust a southerner with, they are mayonnaise and knowing how to wear short shorts like a boss.)

i found a humongoid endcap of this stuff at the walmart in south carolina.  and as i am a diehard fan of mayonnaise, i figured i had to buy some.  it's some kind of southern thing, apparently, and it's mayonnaise, and that just seems like a partnership for WINNING.

the verdict?  excellent.  two very enthusiastic thumbs up.  fine holiday fun.

go duke, it's your birthday, we're gonna make tuna salad like it's your birthday...

2 comments :

todd said...

so the nuclear power company also makes mayonnaise?

The Crislers said...

Clueless quotes are my love language.