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bee to the dizzle dizzle. (or is it wizzle wizzle? who ever knew what the heck that whole language was about?)

i love buffalo wild wings.  on an embarrassingly typical trip, i order 18 wings myself, with the intent of eating until i'm disgustingly full, sharing with todd, and also savoring some the next day for lunch.  i wake up the following morning counting down the minutes until it would be socially acceptable to eat leftover wings.  (unless i'm particularly weak-willed that day, 10:30 a.m. is the earliest i let myself eat them.  what? some people - and nursing infants - eat lunch then.  if i do give in to the call of the wings before my kids go down for nap, i hide in the kitchen and eat them behind the cupboard door so i don't have to share.  brutally honest.) 

also, they have coleslaw, which i have named 'mmmmmcoleslaw.' because i'm pregnant and apparently finneas is a big fan of the slaw. 

you know what else i love about buffalo wild wings? (or, as those of us with a close, personal, intimate relationship with the food like to call it, 'bee-dubs.') they have allergy information for both corn and wheat - for every individual menu item.

so, i'm on the website the other day and i find myself in the FAQ section.  (and for you snarks in the audience, i was on there to find the allergy chart.  NOT to drool over the food.  believe me.  they unfortunately don't have pictures.)  for those of you not in-the-know regarding pre-texting abbreviations (or, abbrev's), 'F.A.Q.' stands for 'frequently asked questions.'  and what do i find there?  this little gem:

'why aren't all the wings the same size?'

and this answer (paraphrased by yours truly):

'because chickens aren't all the same size.'

yes, that is apparently a frequently asked question.

i recognize that i have a tendency to be a bit judgmental, especially when other people are being idiots, but are you kidding me?! a literate adult who is capable of navigating the buffalo wild wings website (not an easy feat) to ask a question cannot figure out why the wings aren't all the same size?!

apparently that guy is too stupid to realize that the 'teriyaki wing tree' is malfunctioning this week and unfortunately not growing uniformly sized fruit.  our apologies.

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