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'member that time?

hey, 'member that time i found a permanent marker crammed down in the bus seat and my bff jenny and i thought it would be a great idea to color on the back of the seat in front of us? and how, after careful deliberation, we decided that the most worthwhile, most permanent sentiment we could write in indelible pen was, 'i love nate thompson and i hate wes thomsen'?

it was like the second grade equivalent of getting inked while drunk, and i learned just how fickle affections can be.  wes eventually moved to the christian school and my red-hot hatred turned more to apathy, whereas nate developed a bad case of football helmet-aggravated acne, as well as an ego that compelled him to refer to himself as natedogg, and i was left with a sinking stomach knowing that someone, somewhere thought i loved him. 

so this 'member that time monday has a moral, kiddies: permanent markers are only for married people. 

2 comments :

whenjeskasparks said...

bahaha. i loved wes thompson. huh-larious. he just added me on facebook recently. and good story: he was huge in the 7th grade as a 5'10" twelve-year old, but 5'10" makes for a pretty normal adult.

and in fact, i think he's only 5'9".

WHOS LAUGHING NOW.
ME.
BAHAHAHHH.

(also my captcha word is juvvitch which sounds like a super catty preteen.)

Amanda Cushman said...

Yes...just YES!