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'member that time?

hey, 'member that time when i was little and i was all like, mom will i get flowers someday? ("flowers" was nice-girl speak at our house for "boobs.") and my mom was all like, no probably not. and 'member how i thought she meant i would not have ANY boobs and that i'd have two divots on my chest where boobs were supposed to be? and 'member how i cried about that?

well, and anyway, i grew up to grow giant melons and that showed her.

2 comments :

TheCrislers said...

I think "'member that time?" may be my favorite ongoing segment ever.

YAYA said...

Only cuz you're nursing that babe! Just wait 'til it's over. They will be gone as quickly as they appeared. False security... just sayin'